DJ Got Us Fallin in Love by Usher plays in the club as the world burns
but the DJ is disaster porn daddy Al Gore
blasting air horns and ‘I told you sos’
and we’re fallin in love with
systemic industrial negligence
there’s a seductive urgency
to grind in synchronicity with the solar flares
to make out with unkempt oil lobbyists
So dance dance like its
give us rainforest shot glasses and a big-ass smoke machine
give us golden jet fuel showers but not the sexy kind
give us styrofoam songs written with
kākāpō-feathered quills
dipped in the blood of an equally
endangered, equally important native bird
let us leave this whale skin dance floor
retire to our respective dumpsters
the last last night of
recycling’s hot but so are we
we’re 99% artificial colours, flavours and preservatives
we’re the worst compost
hack us into loving segments
drag us to a manmade island
let us decay unnaturally leeching toxins
and poor attitudes down the ocean’s gullet
your life life
sometimes we’re the garbage
sometimes the real garbage is the friends we make along the way
sometimes the friends we make along the way
are stuffed in black bags clumped broken
in a broom closet waiting for the bartender
to take us out
Jordan Hamel
Jordan Hamel is a Pōneke-based poet and performer. He was the 2018 New Zealand Poetry Slam champion and represented Aotearoa at the World Poetry Slam Champs in the US. He is the co-editor of Stasis Journal and co-editor of a forthcoming Climate Change Poetry Anthology from AUP. He has words in the Poetry NZ Yearbook, Landfall, The Spinoff, takahē, Sport, Newsroom, Mayhem, and elsewhere.